
Hera, queen of the gods, was angry with her husband, the mighty Zeus. Again. With a firm believer in her marriage vows, and a firm believer that the endowment should not be restricted by the vote, the fights were not uncommon. After years and years to support its diverse appointment with mortal women – horrible leaving her exact revenge on prostitutes – Hera's suspicions shot every time he went Olympus.Well, who had heard that he and Persephone had met Hades secretly whenever he was away from the collection of Underworld new "residents" (or just scare the mortals, while drunk, running around with his helmet of invincibility, making sounds creepy and whispering in the wind, "Your time is near. ") are not normally considered a word of mouth in excess of Aphrodite, the goddess resented happy flaunting her beauty at all times, but being a jealous and insecure deity, Hera quickly made a subtle plan.Though in general was not his strong point (trying to kill her stepson Hercules with snakes, for example), I thought I'd give it a try. Wrapped in a blanket, made his way down into Tartarus through a cave alone, hoping to hide their identity of anyone who sees it. With a bag of seeds that Persephone had placed in the care of her mother, Demeter – who stole it – Hera planned to cause trouble for Hades and his queen. "Phase One" involved a little green. He hated it when nature allows Persephone go to their domains, as messed it up "Underworld" stereotype, for what was to blame if something were to suddenly spring from? Certainly not Hera, who had never set foot in a miserable wasteland. "Phase two?" Maybe a messenger would be hearing from his wife's infidelity is going up irritating. Hades confident then unleash the wrath of Persephone by her. Yes, this would be fine now well.Right, Hera was being transported by the river Cocytus, and unfortunately, he had been forced to tell the boatman who she was, or they would not have taken on board. When they reached the door, she turned to him with a shout. "Charon, once I'm gone from here, do yourself a favor. Immersion in Lethe and forgotten that I was ever here "can not speak, just nodded Charon as it landed. Seeing the three heads of Cerberus asleep, Hera smiled. "This is the fearsome creature that horrifies the dreams of men? Hum. If looking flail about human beings in danger was not as fun entertainment, or if they were not always so willing to put his life on our behalf, which had just taken the clean with a plague. Very often, they are rather clumsy and slow in the head. "Hera saw no reason to go further. Drop one seed into the ground, knelt and filled the black soil around them. Then, with a nail, cut off his own skin and bled on the floor. Almost instantly, even in the midst of the sadness and the screams and groans, a small tree, bright rose, the buds appear at the ends of branches. Feel part of it was completed, he returned to the boat with a smile premature victory. Row.How Charon began or why it happened is not known, but an outbreak of the tree fell. Never reached the ground, a gust of wind that floated gently on the nose of the head through Cerberus. His presence caused the nose to itch, resulting in a tremendous sneeze by the gatekeeper. Send the outbreak shot through the layers of the earth. When he finally stopped in a sunlit meadow, the cocoon became a man – Anthoteknon born. Hera, who had no intention at all, because the last thing I needed was another hero Greece .***" Oh, you guys have to illuminate. "Hermes laughed at the two locations, the celebration of scissors in hand, as it was between the threads of life of the Greeks. "Hermes, just give them back," Atropos, the rightful owner of the scissors of demand. "If you keep doing tricks like this that immature is bound to be always rejected -. Trust me, Lachesis has seen, "" I'm washing my hands of it all. " Clotho said, turning to spin. "You're the one who has to leave him here, and if you cut the wrong wire …" She sighed. "Just do it already. Once out of your system, we can all move forward. " Atropos resisted. "Clotho! Shut up! "Hermes had to slap in the face when he smiled at this new information. "Hey, I'm trying to get three more. You know what they say about unmarried. " They all looked at him. "But I really think, even accidentally, do a little cut-cut?" He showed movement. "I have to say, it bites. I'm fun, safe … but I'm not an idiot, "The male god fought back, laying the scissors in his chest. "Arguably," joked Lachesis while studying a new arrival in the world. "Why do not you go do something useful and make it to see Zeus? That's your job, right? "" It depends on whose story you hear, "complained Hermes. Deep breath. "Where and why they come to see Zeus?" Atropos looked straight and then at him, an expression of guilt on his face. "Because a god helped give life, and now has the existence of a hero before him." "Why look my way? I had nothing to do with it. Again, this itchy, girls … of truth. "He further offended when the scissors are snatched from his hands. "And technically, the title is" messenger. " That is, to deliver messages. "" Well, it's the message, "Clotho said dryly. "Now that beat Anthoteknon ."*** woke up in the prairie as an adult, two and a half decades old. In the midst of lost sheep, rubbing the back of the head. "What the hell …?" Hermes was then ride it. "Sheesh. I've heard of growth spurts, but wow. "He held out his hand. "How are you? I am Hermes. AKA 'Master Thief, "Messenger of Zeus Almighty', 'Mercury' … good, very soon. And so on and so forth, blah, blah, blah, blah. Here to give a lift to Olympus, so my dad can decide how your trip will go down. "" What's happening? "The confused hero to order, the decline of the handshake. "Look, in a situation like this, there is no procedure for me is childbirth.? I have no answer beyond that, it's fine "The Wings of the sandals of Hermes began to flap, lifting a few inches in the air. "So grab and hold. Without crushing the windpipe, please. "Seeing no other option, Anthoteknon was riding on the back of the gods – but Hermes flew out of reach. "Ha Too slow. Well, seriously this time. "After saying that five times, gave up, stopped to joke, and left. "Sorry. Bad habit. "During the flight, Hermes said Anthoteknon to remind your child to tell Pan, who had a flock without a shepherd on the prairie. And it just happened to mention the importance of taking a deep breath before he ascended, and the air became thinner in real clouds, where I almost forgot Olympus Sat .*** Word spread quickly outdoors white marble columns of residence of the gods. Aphrodite and Ares were quietly discussing the new hero in a corner of the throne room when he and Hermes came. "I'm sick of these heroes appearing all the time. Do not we have enough? "The god of war complained. Looking at her hand mirror, Aphrodite arranging her hair and laughed at him. "You're worse than Adonis." Frowned the goddess. "Yes. Well, I think new blood is good I mean, come on -… Put a sword in his hands again, and goes limp Maybe you should resign and save his Ambrosia for someone who really deserves it "" You said you never talk about … "Then his anger and words faded as he realized his knowing smile. "You had a hand in it, right?" "You know what I like most about your mother? Say something negative about the father, and she'll go ahead and believe every word. "Ares she just smiled, watching Anthoteknon approached his father. "So, well, when this is over, you …?"" How often do we hafta happen?" Aphrodite sighed, increasingly put off by his attempts to win her back. "I'm with hepatitis now. It does more for me than I have. "He laughed. "What is your best quality? The ugly face and legs mutilated "" He has fire in the bedroom, "she said, turning his nose up at his ex. And she meant it literally. "Maybe if you were not a complete dog, we'd still be together but not -. Because they were so desperate to get under the robe of Helen, who caught it, and then when she went out, poor Paris is set, and helped wipe out an entire city. If people knew the real story … "She threw it. "And you have the nerve to ask why we separate? Please. "That put an end to all argument Ares, so Zeus heard of discharge," I am powerful "president. "Welcome, I'm Pluto -" Dionysus coughed, taking a break to drink your wine in a couple of cushions on the right of the throne. "Ahem … Zeus? We're not doing anything "conversion Roman" for a while. "" Yes, yes … course. Law, "he cleared his throat Zeus, hiding their shame. "No wine for you, Dad – I'm cutting." Zeus turned his attention to visitors. "Ah, so Anthoteknon is Hermes tells me that a parent is a god, but I know – and I'm pretty sure, at least – it's not me, because I was a peasant girl this afternoon at the appearance of a bull, so – "" Um, Dad? "Aphrodite intervened innocent voice, walk more closely with Ares, while blowing on the nails. "I think I know who ."***&
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